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An obscure Eastern cult that practices human sacrifice pursues Ringo after he unknowingly puts on a ceremonial ring (that, of course, won't come off). On top of that, a pair of mad scientists, members of Scotland Yard, and a beautiful but dead-eyed assassin all have their own plans for the Fab Four.
George Harrison
George
John Lennon
John
Paul McCartney
Paul
Ringo Starr
Ringo
Leo McKern
Clang
Eleanor Bron
Ahme
Victor Spinetti
Prof. Foot
Roy Kinnear
Algernon
John Bluthal
Bhuta
Patrick Cargill
Superintendent
Warren Mitchell
Abdul
Alfie Bass
Doorman
Peter Copley
Jeweller
Bruce Lacey
Lawnmower
Dandy Nichols
Neighbour
Gretchen Franklin
Neighbour
John Louis Mansi
Priest/Thug
Ronnie Brody
Priest/Thug
Rupert Evans
Priest/Thug
Bob Godfrey
Priest/Thug
Golda Casimir
Temple Cleaner
Deborah DeLacey
High Priestess
Eve Eden
High Priestess
Marie-Lise
High Priestess
Zienia Merton
High Priestess (uncredited)
Gai Wright
High Priestess
Zorenah Osborne
High Priestess (uncredited)
Mal Evans
Channel Swimmer
Jeremy Lloyd
Restaurant Patron
Imogen Hassall
Restaurant Patron
Allan Mitchell
Engineer
Jack Hetherington
Commuter
Thomas Baptiste
Bahamian Police Chief
Ian Wilson
Power Station Operative
Patricia Hayes
Woman washing paint off sacrificial victim
Jenny Landry