You Don't Mess with the Zohan
An Israeli counterterrorism soldier with a secretly fabulous ambition to become a Manhattan hairstylist. Zohan's desire runs so deep that he'll do anything -- including faking his own death and going head-to-head with an Arab cab driver -- to make his dreams come true.
Adam Sandler
Zohan Dvir
Emmanuelle Chriqui
Dalia Hakbarah
John Turturro
Fatoush 'The Phantom' Hakbarah
Nick Swardson
Michael Klayman
Lainie Kazan
Gail Klayman
Rob Schneider
Salim Yousfobdal
Kevin Nealon
Kevin
Mariah Carey
Mariah Carey
Yamit Sol
Dorit
Adria Tennor
Kids' Salon Owner
Daoud Heidami
Nasi
Dave Matthews
James T. O'Skanlon
Charlotte Rae
Mrs. Greenhouse
Michael Buffer
Grant Walbridge
Ido Mosseri
Oori Shulimson
Sayed Badreya
Hamdi
Robert Smigel
Yosi
Ido Mor
Hassan
Donna Feldman
Michal
Norma Michaels
Older Lady in Salon
Danny A. Abeckaser
Ze'ev
Bunny Levine
Older Lady in Salon
Bruce Vilanch
Bruce Vilanch
John McEnroe
John McEnroe
Dina Doron
Zohan's Mother
Shelley Berman
Zohan's Father
Chris Rock
Taxi Driver
John Paul DeJoria
Paul Mitchell
Alec Mapa
Claude
Ahmed Ahmed
Waleed
Ben Wise
Yitzhak
John Farley
Tom
Yossi Marshek
Pinchas
Guri Weinberg
Aharon
Mousa Kraish
Bashir
Roni Levy
Ephraim
Reuven Bar-Yotam
Levi
Barry Livingston
Gray Kleibolt
Rick Gifford
Philip
Daniel Browning Smith
Real Estate Agent
Tyler Spindel
Doorman
Julia Lea Wolov
Mariah's Assistant
Dana Goodman
Mariah's Assistant
Todd Holland
Fred
Kevin Grady
Coleman
Bobby Tisdale
Skizzy
Herzl Tobey
Commander
Ori Pfeffer
Second Commander
Alex Luria
Koby
Guy Oseary
Avi
Yinon Sapir
Danny
Naama Nativ
Sara
Dennis Dugan
Homeless Guy
Gerry Del Sol
Exploded Shop Owner
Shulie Cowen
Debbie
Maysoon Zayid
Nadira
Helen Siff
Mrs. Skitzer
Cynthia Frost
Mrs. Paulson
Anna Berger
Older Lady in Salon
Susan Grace
Older Lady in Salon
Marjorie Loomis
Older Lady in Salon
Carol Schlanger
Older Lady in Salon
Edith S. Wolfrey
Older Lady in Salon
Phoebe Dorin
Older Lady in Salon
Lina So
Hip Salon Receptionist
Eloise DeJoria
Blonde at Salon
Vanessa Long
Catty Hairdresser
Donielle Artese
African American Salon Owner
Blake Bertrand
Little Boy
Sidney Ganis
Doctor
Laurie Meghan Phelps
Plus Size Girl at Disco
Kenneth Greenaway
DJ
Constance Barron
First Woman in Cab
Kristen Lowman
First Woman in Cab
Penelope Windust
Second Woman in Cab
Kathleen Noone
Second Woman in Cab
Christopher Innvar
Angry Tall Driver
Ray Garvey
Truck Driver
Barbara Ann Davison
Dog Owner
Eric Lamonsoff
Hamdi's Passenger
Connor Wiles
Boy Customer
Jennifer De Minco
Arguing Female Customer
Nicole Bennett
Walbridge's Girlfriend
Edmund Lyndeck
Pharmacist
Lily Javaherpour
Inaz
Kristina Haddad
Hamdi's Wife (voice)
Larry Marko
Phantom's Trainer
Anne Marie Howard
Reporter
Veerta Motiani
Beach Girl
Billy Concha
Kayaker
Marco Khan
Terrorist with Hand
Sam Sagheb
Disco Merchant
Latif Marotti
Disco Merchant
Christian Reeve
Disco Merchant
Aesop Aquarian
Rabbi
Michelle Arenal
Girl on Zohan's Shoulders
Jordan Ashbrook
Hot Girl in Club
Moran Atias
Eti
Ashley Ausburn
Girl at Mall
Barbara Jean Barrielle
Cheerleader
Mike Basone
Isreali Fan
Mike Batayeh
Fry Cook
Robert Benny
Autograph Seeker #1
Denise Bradley
Hackey Sack Enthusiast
Guile Branco
Isreali Soldier
Lamar Brown
Businessman
Melanie Bulujian
Isreali Dancer
Monica Cabral
Fizzy-Bubbeleh Girl
Kevin Cannon
Times Square Crazy Man
Ella Christopher
Phantom's Wife
Nick Clark
Nick
Cheryl Cosenza
Ribbon Cutting Girl
Rossie Cottrell
Phantom's Wife
John Dardenne
Isreali Hacky Sack Fan
Joseph DeLuca
Hot Dog Vendor
Kendall Draughn
Picnic Girl
John Duerler
Electronic Store Customer
Marshall Factora
Airline Terminal Passenger
Eric Feliciano
Isreali Fan
Ian Fisher
Disco Merchant
Anna Garcia Williams
Phantom's Wife
Leslie Garza
Disco Hip Girl
Jessica Mei Gershen
Girl in Club
Nikki Giavasis
Waitress
Ronald E. Giles
Commuter
Sharlene Grover
Isreali Soldier
Sepideh Haftgoli
Isreali Soldier
Zahra Heydari
Dalohan Receptionist
Seth Howard
Party Guy
Kevin James
Hacky Sack Tournament Celebrity Judge
Paul Jeans
Hotel Manager
Dave Johnson
Spectator
Todd Justin
Nightclub Bouncer
Sam Kalidi
Amir
Sona Karia
Reporter
Rock Kohli
Vendor with No Fizzi Bubblech
Mark Kubr
Criminal #3
Timothy Dean Lee
Shocked Businessman
Paula Lemes
Go Go Dancer
Bernadette Lords
Businesswoman
Anthony Martins
Arab #3
Roni Meron
Hot Girl / Waitress
Nicole Montano
Cheerleader
Rachael Murphy
Girl in Club
Bibiana Navas
Phantom's Wife
Christina Neferis
Hacky Sack Fan
Adam Ohl
Street Merchant
John Radcliff
Redneck Posse Man #2
Klavdia Ramnareine
The Hot Chick
Deborah Rombaut
Snooty French Girl at the Club
Sandra Rosko
Middle Eastern Girl
Rob Shapiro
Score Keeper
Mikael Sharafyan
Fan in the Crowd
Jhennah Sinclaire
Dancer
Terrie Snell
Woman in Beauty Shop
Chris Spinelli
Angry Palestinian
Riley Thomas Stewart
Little Boy #2
Lee Stickler
Isreali Soldier
Sarah Stringer
Party Goer
Christa Texeira
Ruth
Keana Texeira
Rock-throwing Girl
Seth Texeira
Zeb
Sophie Texeira
Alena
Ryan Phillip Thomas
Angry Palestinian
Gina Tleel
Shopper
Uzimann
Cafe Customer
Kevin van Doorslaer
Isreali Soldier
Dave Vij
Disco-Tech
Holly Weber
Girlfriend
Molly Weiner
Salon Patron
Joe Van Wie
Hot Dog Patron
Henry Winkler
Limousine Passenger
Saye Yabandeh
Girlfriend
Julius Zagon
Ukrossi
David Zahedian
Phantom's Best Friend
Betty Murphy
Mrs. Haines
George Takei
George Takei
Dianne Perry Dowler
Phantom's Wife
Maite Garcia
Phantom's Wife (uncredited)
Sadie Sandler
Girl Riding on Goat (uncredited)
Mark Winn
News Cameraman (uncredited)