Semi-Pro
Jackie Moon is the owner, promoter, coach, and star player of the Flint Michigan Tropics of the American Basketball Association (ABA), the worst team in the league. In 1976 before the ABA collapses, the NBA plans to merge with the best teams of the ABA at the end of the season. Only the top four teams will make the move and the worst teams will fold. If the Tropics want to make it to the NBA, Jackie Moon must rally his team and start winning.
Will Ferrell
Jackie Moon
Woody Harrelson
Monix
André 3000
Clarence
Maura Tierney
Lynn
Andy Daly
Dick Pepperfield
Will Arnett
Lou Redwood
Andy Richter
Bobby Dee
Rob Corddry
Kyle
Matt Walsh
Father Pat the Ref
Tim Meadows
Cornelius Banks
David Koechner
Commissioner
Jackie Earle Haley
Dukes
DeRay Davis
Bee Bee Ellis
Josh Braaten
Twiggy Munson
Jay Phillips
Scootsie Double Day
Peter Cornell
Vakidis
Pat Kilbane
Petrelli
Patti LaBelle
Jackie's Mom
Collette Wolfe
Melinda
Jason Sudeikis
Nacho Fan
Kristen Wiig
Bear Handler
Ellia English
Ms. Quincy
Ian Roberts
Spurs Coach
Phil Hendrie
Nets Coach
Ed Helms
Turtleneck
Brian Huskey
White Pants
Paul Rust
Wheelchair Darren
Charlyne Yi
Wheelchair Jody
Rashid Byrd
Tropics Player
Terrell Byrd
Tropics Player
Tyus Tillman
Tropics Player
Michael Westphal
Tropics Player
MaShae Alderman
Ball Girl
Briana Barran
Ball Girl
Karen Berg
Ball Girl
Charlie Gelbart
Ball Girl
Leigha Kingsley
Ball Girl
Kristin Pitts
Ball Girl
Jenica Robinson
Ball Girl
Erinn Selkis
Ball Girl
Sandy Sunshine
Ball Girl
Steve Seagren
Losing Owner #1
Gil Glasgow
Losing Owner #2
Noel Conlon
Man Being Hugged
Scot Armstrong
Cameraman
Steve Bannos
Cop at Jail
Anthony Burrell
Dancer
Dante Henderson
Dancer
Dan Domenech
Dancer
Kate Luyben
Staci Moon (uncredited)
Jerry Minor
Paul the DJ (uncredited)
Tiffany Michelle
Sarah (uncredited)
Charlie Koechner
Commissioner's Son (uncredited)
Gerard Averill
Gerard the Cop (uncredited)
Lyle Stevens
Duke's Buddy (uncredited)
Ralph Kampshoff
Indiana Pacers Owner (uncredited)
Warren Sweeney
Winning Team Owner #1 (uncredited)
Grayson Boucher
Spirits Player #31 / Spurs Player #22 (uncredited)
Bruno Sandoval
Spurs Player #41 (uncredited)
Byron de Marse
Spurs Player (uncredited)
Justen Naughton
Squires Player #31 (uncredited)
James Markham Hall Jr.
Squires Basketball Player (uncredited)
David Sampen
Squires Basketball Player (uncredited)
Kamal Moummad
Starting Point Guard (uncredited)
Quinn Hawking
Basketball player (uncredited)
Ryan C. Burney
Assist. Scoreboard Operator (uncredited)
Danny Mooney
Party Griller (uncredited)
David E. Brown
Avid Tropics Fan (uncredited)
Theo Caesar
Tropics Fan (uncredited)
Sarah Elizabeth Dell
Tropics Fan (uncredited)
Lili Asvar
Fan (uncredited)
Scotty Atkins
Fan (uncredited)
Scott Cordts
Spectator (uncredited)
Laurie Curtis
Spectator (uncredited)
Margaret Newborn
Spectator (uncredited)
Gary Teague
Spectator (uncredited)
Shawntay Dalon
Crowd Member (uncredited)