Safe Men
Two untalented singers are mistaken for a pair of major league safe crackers in Providence, Rhode Island. The two are pressed into service by the local hoodlums and quickly find themselves in conflict with their professional colleagues. Romantic interest is added by the daughter of the underworld leader who won't date the men she knows are gangsters.
Sam Rockwell
Samuel
Steve Zahn
Eddie
Mark Ruffalo
Frank
Josh Pais
Mitchell
Paul Giamatti
Veal Chop
Michael Schmidt
Bernie Jr.
Christina Kirk
Hannah
Raymond Serra
Barber
Harvey Fierstein
Good Stuff Leo
Michael Lerner
Big Fat Bernie Gayle
Michael Showalter
Larry
John Hamburg
Philip
Ray Iannicelli
Swoop
Ali Marsh
Sherry
Jacob Reynolds
Cousin Ira
Peter Dinklage
Leflore
Mark Shanahan
Party Coordinator
Emily Doubilet
"Sweet" Denise Schneider
Sidney Zubrow
Pappy
Blue Moreno
M.C. Victor
Ellen Hauptman
Joyce Kaufman
John Tormey
Older Guy
Don Picard
Gunter
Dee Dee Friedman
Barbara
Carl Don
Hyman
Allen Swift
Sol
Seth Herzog
Gold Trophy
Richard Bolster
Gold Trophy
Brian Mullen
Self
Ian Helfer
Janusz
Eric Bogosian
Edward Templeton Sr. (voice)