Inspector Chocolate
Inspector Chu is an idiot to rival Inspector Clouseau. After he fails to catch a car-park full of thieves he is demoted to the missing persons squad, only to be faced with the kidnapping of the son of the star of a TV cooking show. Inspector Chocolate bungles the case, fails to dance the tango and interferes with the Miss Hong Kong pageant in his attempts to solve the case
Michael Hui Koon-Man
Insp. Chu Goo Lik
Anita Mui
Kiu Kiu
Ricky Hui Koon-Ying
Egg Tart
Sibelle Hu Hui-Chung
Mrs. Lam Mei Mei
Roy Chiao
Captain K.W. Kiu
Cheung Lai-Ping
Apple/Insp. Man
Michael Chan Wai-Man
Imposter of kidnapper
Lo Jun-Man
Mrs. Lam's elder son
Lo Jun-Git
Mrs. Lam's missing son
Sandra Lang
Ms. Aberdeen
Tai Bo
Jesus
Dennis Chan Kwok-San
TV producer
Elvis Tsui
Child smuggler
Mai Kei
Child smuggler driving 18 wheeler
Fung Hak-On
Chen Long
Michael Chow Man-Kin
Inspector Leung
Felix Lok Ying-Kwan
Mr. Ho
Maria Cordero
Chow Mei-Fung
Cheng Mang-Ha