Stuck on You
In Martha's Vineyard, Mass., conjoined twins Walt and Bob Tenor make the best of their handicap by being the fastest grill cooks in town. While outgoing Walt hopes to one day become a famous actor, shy Bob prefers to stay out of the spotlight. When a fading Hollywood actress, Cher, decides to get her show "Honey and the Beaze" cancelled, she hires Walt -- and his brotherly appendage -- as her costars. But their addition surprisingly achieves the opposite.
Matt Damon
Bob
Greg Kinnear
Walt
Eva Mendes
April
Wen Yann Shih
May
Pat Crawford Brown
Mimmy
Ray 'Rocket' Valliere
Rocket
Tommy Songin
Tommy
Terence Bernie Hines
Moe
Cher
Cher
Jackie Flynn
Howard
Seymour Cassel
Morty O'Reilly
Griffin Dunne
Griffin Dunne
Bridget Tobin
Vineyard Cutie
Danny Murphy
Dicky
Malcolm G. Chase Jr.
Vineyard Buddy
Steve Cerrone
Dart in Head Guy
Docky
Short-Fused Geezer
Will Coogan
Eddie
Skyler Stone
George
Leslie Monroe
Vineyard Patron
Mike Cerrone
Hockey Stud
Michael Lee Merrins
Umpire #1
Jonathan Cauff
Umpire #2
Sean Gildea
Baseball Coach
Michael Callan
Fox Prexy
Dane Cook
Officer Fraioli
Steve Tyler
Officer Reney
Peter Dante
Officer Hill
Benjamin Koldyke
Officer Johnson
Jessica Cauffiel
Bar Hottie
Roger Fan
Executive #1
Jennifer Burnham
Executive #2
Elaine Curtis
Cher's Assistant
Gary Valentine
Wes
Mariann Neary
Purse Babe #1
Terez Kocsis
Purse Babe #2
Ben Carson
Head Surgeon
Sayed Badreya
Assisting Surgeon
Hillary Matthews
Nurse's Aide
Dan Geraci
Handsome Hospital Orderly
Bob Mone
Hospital Heartthrob
Brian Mone
Tall Man
Catherine McCord
Jogger Babe #1
Kelly Albanese
Jogger Babe #2
Paulina Neely
Jogger Babe #3
Daniel Greene
Mr. Tourist
Brian Hayes Currie
Laughing Director
Tracy Ashton
Casting Agent #2
Ellen Jacoby
Casting Agent #7
Doug Jones
Space Alien #2
Lin Shaye
Makeup Babe
Johnny Cicco
Porno Director
Juliet Cariaga
Marianna Trench
Jeff Ross
Beaze Security Guard
Googy Gress
Pete Peterson
Jay Leno
Jay Leno
Gene Feldman
Beaze Assistant Director
Kiele Sanchez
Pepper Spray Cutie
Luke Wilson
Luke Wilson
Nikki Tyler-Flynn
Double Bubble Casting Agent
Tom Brady
Computer Geek #1
Lawyer Milloy
Computer Geek #2
George Christy
Beaze Stagehand
Stephen Saux
Drive-by Heckler
Tracey Ruggiero
Barney's Waitress
Rhona Mitra
Bus Stop Bombshell
Ashley B. Howard
Blonde Double Bubble Babe
Monika Kramlik
Brunette Double Bubble Babe
Adam Shankman
Choreographer / Waiter
Cam Neely
MV Hockey Player
Lisa Ratzin
Dancer #3
Apple Farrelly
LA Restaurant Patron
Remy Thorne
MV Sideline Fan
Troy Brown
Pro Golf Tour Caddy
Ryan Biegel
Bonnie & Clyde Musical Audience
Frankie Muniz
Frankie Muniz (uncredited)
Deborah Smith Ford
Theatre Patron (uncredited)
Mary Hart
Mary Hart (uncredited)
Meryl Streep
Meryl Streep (uncredited)
Bella Thorne
MV Sideline Fan (uncredited)
Jesse Ventura
Jesse Ventura (uncredited)
Fernanda Lima
Fernanda Lima (uncredited)