Happy, Texas
Two escaped convicts roll into the village of Happy, Texas, where they're mistaken for a gay couple who work as beauty pageant consultants. They go along with it to duck the police, but the local sheriff has a secret of his own.
Jeremy Northam
Harry Sawyer
Steve Zahn
Wayne Wayne Wayne Jr.
William H. Macy
Sheriff Chappy Dent
Ally Walker
Josephine "Joe" McClintock
Illeana Douglas
Doreen Schaefer
M.C. Gainey
Bob Maslow
Ron Perlman
Marshal Nalhober
Mo Gaffney
Mrs. Bromley
Paul Dooley
The Judge
Jillian Berard
Madison
Scarlett Pomers
Jency
Melissa Arnold
Other Happy Girl
Cassie Silva
Other Happy Girl
Tiffany Takara
Other Happy Girl
Tim Bagley
David
Michael Hitchcock
Steven
Ed Stone
Alton
Rance Howard
Ely
Derek Montgomery
Bully Boy
Kiva Lawrence
Pageant Judge
Carley Fink
"Little Light Girl"
David Shackelford
Varnel
Kim Story
Guard
Mark Illsley
Guard on Horse with Shotgun (uncredited)
Tim Cowgill
Local Cowboy (uncredited)
Krista Lewis
Bank Teller (uncredited)
Keo Woolford
Cabana Boy Kimo (uncredited)
Guy J. Graves
Tow Truck Driver (uncredited)