
L.A. Without a Map
An aspiring Hollywood actress, on a visit to a charming North England town, has a brief fling with the town undertaker, who also writes obituaries for the local paper. Returning home, where she works as a waitress at a Japanese restaurant, she tells everyone about the handsome "writer" she met on her trip. Unfortunately, he decides to follow her back to Hollywood, setting up the expected light romantic comedy with asides as the newcomer gains experience about the goings on in Hollywood.

David Tennant
Richard

Julie Delpy
Julie

Vinessa Shaw
Barbara

Vincent Gallo
Moss

Steve Huison
Billy
Tony Peers
Vicar
Margo Stanley
Mrs. Blenkinsop

Saskia Reeves
Joy

Malcolm Tierney
Joy's Dad

Margi Clarke
Bradford Woman

Monte Hellman
Himself

Lisa Edelstein
Sandra

Joe Dallesandro
Michael

Amanda Plummer
Red Pool Owner
Nathalie Huot
Tall Woman

Christa Lang
Woman on Bus

Anouk Aimée
Self (uncredited)

Mika Kaurismäki
Michael Bambihill (uncredited)
Valentin Siroon
Bartender (uncredited)

Dijon Talton
Brandon Williams

Johnny Depp
Self / William Blake (uncredited)

Joey Perillo
McCrea

James Le Gros
Takowsky

Matthew Faber
Joel
Brent Morris
Aviator Shades Cop

Cameron Bancroft
Patterson

Jerzy Skolimowski
Minister