Meet the Spartans
The heroic Leonidas, armed with nothing but leather underwear and a cape, leads a ragtag group of thirteen Spartans to defend their homeland against the invading Persians (whose ranks include Ghost Rider, Rocky Balboa, the Transformers, and a hunchbacked Paris Hilton). No one is safe when the Spartans take on the biggest icons in pop culture!
Travis Van Winkle
Sonio
Sean Maguire
Leonidas
Carmen Electra
Queen Margo
Ken Davitian
Xerxes
Kevin Sorbo
Hauptmann
Diedrich Bader
Traitoro
Method Man
Persian Emissary
Ike Barinholtz
Dane Cook Look-a-Like / Bond Villain / Prophet
Lauren Walsh
Pretty Girl
Tiffany Haddish
Urban Girl
Jareb Dauplaise
Dilio
Phil Morris
Messenger
Jim Piddock
Loyalist / Simon Cowell Look-A-Like
Nicole Parker
Paula Abdul Look-A-Like / Britney Spears Look-A-Like / Ellen DeGeneres Look-A-Like / Hunchback Paris Hilton
Crista Flanagan
Spartan Woman / Ugly Betty Look-A-Like
Hunter Clary
Leo, Jr.
Emily Wilson
Lindsay Lohan Look-A-Like
John Di Domenico
Donald Trump Look-A-Like
Belinda Waymouth
Twiggy Look-A-Like
Jesse Lewis IV
Ms. Jay Look-A-Like
Zachary Dylan Smith
10-Year-Old Leonidas
Ryan Fraley
Brad Pitt Look-A-Like
Tiffany Claus
Angelina Jolie Look-A-Like
Nick Steele
K-Fed Look-A-Like
Jim Nieb
President Bush Look-A-Like
Dean Cochran
Rocky Balboa / Rambo
Nate Haden
Ryan Seacrest Look-A-Like
Tony Yalda
Sanjaya Look-A-Like
Jessica Heap
Spartan Woman's Friend (uncredited)
Tim Connolly
Spartan Soldier (uncredited)
Robin Atkin Downes
Narrator (uncredited)
Martin Klebba
Happy Feet (uncredited)