Goon
Doug Glatt, a slacker who discovers he has a talent for brawling, is approached by a minor league hockey coach and invited to join the team as the "muscle." Despite the fact that Glatt can't skate, his best friend, Pat, convinces him to give it a shot, and Glatt becomes a hero to the team and their fans, until the league's reigning goon becomes threatened by Glatt's success and decides to even the score.
Seann William Scott
Doug Glatt
Marc-André Grondin
Xavier Laflamme
Alison Pill
Eva
Jay Baruchel
Pat
Liev Schreiber
Ross Rhea
Eugene Levy
Dr. Glatt
Kim Coates
Ronnie Hortense
Nicholas Campbell
Rollie Hortense
Richard Clarkin
Gord Ogilvey
Jonathan Cherry
Marco Belchoir
Ricky Mabe
John Stevenson
George Tchortov
Evgeni
Karl Graboshas
Oleg
David Paetkau
Ira
Larry Woo
Park Kim
Stephen Sim
Backup Goalie
Ellen David
Mrs. Glatt
Mike Bell
Donovan
Jeff Strome
Oldfield
Jeff Wahl
Reg
David Duncan
Darren
James Durham
Customer
Jeff Bromley
Guy
Don Carmody
Guy in Leather Jacket
Kalyn Bomback
Kelly
Dominick Blais
O'Sullivan
Curt Keilback
Rod McCaudry
James Knight
Ref / ND Halifax Player #1
Tom Anniko
Shamrock's Coach
Amy Groening
Teenage Singer
Ali Hassan
Uncle Stevie
Sean Skene
Assassin #1 / Concord Player #2
Gabriel Daniels
Blanko
Ken St. Mars
Hamilton Defenseman
Derek Poplawski
Lowell Kings Opponent
Tim Kiriluk
Mirimachi Opponent #1
Lance Cartwright
Mirimachi Opponent #2
Georges Laraque
Huntington
Geoff Banjavich
Brandon
David Lawrence
Richard
Brandy Jaques
Stripper
Howard Jerome
Albee Cohen
Aron Tager
Mr. Goldsmith
Sidney Leeder
Young Woman
Sarah Scheffer
Barbara Cohen
Darren Ross
Lineman #1
Andrew Degryse
Lineman #2
Mark Dann
Iroquius #4
Brent Poplawski
Concord Player #4
Robert Borges
Iroquius #5
Jodi Stecyk
Assassin #2
Veronica Malinowski
Paris Hilton Lookalike
Christian Fraser
Assassin #3
Glen Thompson
Assassin #7
Braeley Hobbs
Rachel (uncredited)
Mitchell Kummen
Autograph Seeker (uncredited)
Christian Lalonde
Simard (uncredited)
Adam McCort
Drunkard (uncredited)
Lorrie Papadopoulos
Restaurant Patron / Team Supporter (uncredited)
Terry Ray
Assassin Player (uncredited)
Clayton T. Stewart
Crazy Fan (uncredited)
Jacob Klick
Agin (uncredited)
John Paul Tremblay
Production Assistant #3 (uncredited)
Robb Wells
Production Assistant #1 (uncredited)
Bryan Clark
Bartender